Black and White

Snape,Narcissa,Harry Potter copyright (or in this case copywrite) J. K. Rolling.

Snape and Narcissa of Harry Potter, a scene from the book.

Oh. My. Friggin. God. My friend Eirian has been ranting about odd and ridiculous pairings that fill her with joy, to do with Harry Potter for a while now (something about ships), and I was very confused. Until chapter two of Half blood prince. If it wasn't for that goddamn chapter I'd be finished by now! Finally I comprehend the strange fanatical obsession that floats around some coupling. I think I'm going insane.

It is my theorie that girls have some part of them (whether they deny it or not) that makes them want to pair people. I do not know why this odd matchmaker obsession exists, or what purpose it serves beyond much squeeling, but if I can become a raging fan girl, over a PAIRING, the rest of the population must be doomed. The more pop culture intune girls enjoy attempting to force people into relationships with gits who only vaguely like them, while geeky girls seem to vent this through writing odd stories about people in book/movies/games that have very rarely ever met. Thus is me theorie. I like run on sentances I do very much yes, and sentance, structure; who needs. the gitish thingy?

So here's to JK Rowling, the HMS Black and White has set sail. *smashes a bottle*